WORDS Evans Bailey

The Tipping Point’s Outdoor Movie Night
We’ve All Seen...The Little Mermaid: a review, kinda

I’ve seen The Little Mermaid. Disney’s animated classic about Ariel, the titular mermaid, and her quest to become “part of their [our] world.” You’ve seen it. Your mother has seen it. People in Poland sing along to “Kiss the Girl.” And if you have kids, you need to load up the SUV and take them to The Tipping Point in Hampstead to watch it on the lawn on August 7. I’m not going to sit here and recap the plot or try to get the catchy tunes stuck in your head. What follows is a man without kids’ take on a Disney classic through 2013 glasses.

Gut reaction: “This looks off.” Don’t get me wrong, the talent and hard work needed to hand-craft the over 1 million cells of animation to make The Little Mermaid makes for a staggering accomplishment, but time and technology have hijacked my brain to wonder how much better this would look if a computer did it. I do not like myself because of this.

Observation 1: The Little Mermaid is a fairy tale about true love and does nothing to hide this fact. There are a lot of adult themes swirling around in the deep blue, but the film never lets them get in the way of the fairy tale. The sea witch Ursula sounds like a demented plastic surgeon singing about “poor unfortunate souls” - the mer-people unhappy with their appearance. But she doesn’t come to a thematic end ripped from Dante’s Inferno in order to teach us all about accepting who we are. This is not Wall-E or Toy Story 3 where blatant grown-up lessons get hammered home despite the childish trappings. 

Observation 2: The star-less voice talent is still amazing. This was one of the last Disney animated films to forego traditional movie stars in favor of lesser-known stage and voice actors, but the differences shows. Jodi Benson (Ariel/Vanessa), Pat Carroll (Ursula), and Samuel E. Wright (Sebastian) stand out particularly.

Observation 3: Ariel needs a nap. The film is only 83 minutes long and moves at a breakneck pace as a result. Maybe Disney realized that candy-filled 6-year olds can’t pay attention for shit. In the first portion of the film, which takes up a single day, Ariel skips her big singing debut, finds all sorts of human gizmos in a shipwreck, escapes a shark attack, consults with a talking (idiot) bird, crashes a party, meets the man of her dreams, and then saves his life when his ship succumbs to the deep. Writing that sentence made me sleepy. It’s hard to see how Ariel could then wake up the next day and have enough time to go see Ursula to get some legs. I felt like Disney skipped the scene where Ariel takes a 30 minute nap while Flounder and Sebastian let us in on her gritty back story.

Observation 4: The ocean needs moms too. Ariel is at the mercy of her father, King Triton. Would all of this have happened if there were some moms around? “Ariel, dear, don’t you think you are a little young to have your fins magically removed?”

Observation Final: I know I said I wouldn’t do it...but the songs in this movie are ridiculously catchy. Kudos to Alan Menken and Howard Ashman. “The seaweed is always greener...”

Enjoy that ear-worm, and don’t be such a guppy. Go see this movie.


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